Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "because I'd rather be on the bottom of the 'Other Users' list than in the middle"

• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Be something... be anything other than this
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• No place I'd rather be
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Why you should study something other than drama
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Doomsday Cult
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Are some species more important than others?
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• More to be pitied than scolded
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
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• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• What can be better than that?
• Operations other than war
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• be good to each other
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• You are more than your spell list
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• all other times are better than 6 am
• i'd rather not
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• Making something other than amends
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• rather be in Philadelphia
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• only then will we be safe from each other
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Other Users
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Cooler than the other side of the pillow
• Other Users XML Ticker II (ticker)
• Some words are harder than others
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• Rather than trying
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• play dumb
• Using languages other than English on Everything2
• Mardi Gras celebrations in the US other than New Orleans: an observation
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Rebeca Martinez
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• I'll never be the other woman
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• we can all just be around other people
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I'd rather read a book
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• User Audit List (collaboration)
• Multiple Users Middle Earth
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Attorney General's List of Totalitarian, Fascist, Communist, Subversive, and Other Organizations
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• other users xml ticker (fullpage)
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Uses for dildos other than the obvious
• Other Users (nodelet)
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• clientdev: How to predict your position in the Other Users nodelet
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• edev: Other Users nodelet small font fix
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Addressing others by their user names
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Should I be happy?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• User Everything2 Input & Output Control
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song

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