Findings:
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm just guessing
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Just because it happened to you
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Because I say so
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- I'm so tough
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm so sorry
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I smile just because you exist
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm just sayin'
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- It's so crazy it just might work
- I'm just sayin'.
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- just so much slavery (user)
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I'm just a bill
- They did so because they believed they could.
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Because I'm an adult
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- i'm just a girl
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- just because
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Her hair, tangled
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- Just So Stories
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- just so
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- Because I dig you
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
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