Findings:
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- For Love or Money
- Why Can't This Be Love
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Is it love or infatuation?
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- To be in love
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Love Me or Leave Me
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- If Music Be the Food of Love
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- love like you don't need the money
- To love and lose or not at all?
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- anyone could be your brand new love
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- To be or not to be
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Was it Love, or Obsession?
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- What it's like to be in love
- Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- you had to be there
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- Be there or be square
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- She Had to Be Sure
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
- you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The love of money is the root of all evil
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Beauty with love, false or true
- Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- America: love it, or leave it
- Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
- Any song can be a love song
- The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
- a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
- You, standing
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- begging to be loved
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- lost, or trying to be
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- I must die or be better
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- Beggars can't be choosers
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- Or at least it used to be
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- we can't all be rock stars
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- This love will be your downfall.
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Sounds That Can't Be Made
- Can't we all just be friends?
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Be a model or just look like one
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Can't Buy Me Love
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Money can't buy happiness
- i can't love you today
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- you can't love him anymore.
- i can't love you anymore
- You can't love with half a heart
- You can't make someone love you
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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