Findings:
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- What I want to be when I grow up
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Attention must be paid
- Chalant should be a word!
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- if you're not paying attention, you're lost
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Why you should not be mean
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How Should A Person Be?
- Should I be sorry?
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- stupidity should be painful
- Automobile tire pressure
- I should be able to remember your face
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Laundry should be free
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Should I be happy?
- why you should never be a referee
- This node should be filled with bees!
- When shall I be free?
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Funerals should be a celebration
- This node should be filled with renga!
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- This node should be filled with waka!
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
- The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- When should a firm stop production?
- Level 2
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- I should be running in the sunshine
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Farmers' Market
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Should high school be mandatory?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Food should not be luminous
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- What is and what should never be
- AI should be our top priority.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I am blind when I want to be
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Things every child should be taught
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- It should not be this complicated
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- You Should Be Sober
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Why should we be moral?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- titles should be approached laterally
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- It will be good when I am leader
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
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