Findings:

• Don't ask don't tell
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't tell mommy
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't Tell Me
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't Tell a Soul
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Being a dickhead
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Show, don't tell
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't tell me about her
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don't Tell Alfred
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• Ask Jeeves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I asked the mountain
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Ask Google
• The Heart Asks Pleasure First
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Ask a stupid question
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• The question nobody asks
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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