Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "don't forget to turn it off or it will fill up the whole town with pasta!"

• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Don't Forget to Tip Your Servers
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• turned up
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Don't give up your day job
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Put up or shut up
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• don't forget to breathe
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• turn it up; she's on the other side of the mirror
• Turn up the Ska
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• we can give up, but the world never will
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Hands up, the whole way
• We're a Whole Damn Town: The 2009 Bangor Nodermeet
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• Don't forget the toes
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't think the sun was up
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• I will fill your veins with sand
• Fill 'er up and check the oil
• I will not forget
• i will not allow myself to forget
• Forget your body, and rise up.
• deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• Turn up for the books
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you

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