Findings:

• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Don't try this at home
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Stoned music memories
• When We Try Talking
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'll explain it when you're older
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I just don't know when to quit.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Sing when you're winning
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• You're pretty when you cry
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You're never around when I need you
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• don't try to find words
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• People don't flail when they die
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Time flies when you're having fun
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You know you're a geek when...
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You know you're in the SCA when
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're home alone
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Swing when you're winning
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're alone
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You know you're blacked out when...
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When You're Evil
• Only when you're older
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• suddenly you're all i see
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

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