Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "don't worry, my girl, someday you will! Why, you might even feel batty!"

• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• To the girl I will meet someday
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Good Girls Don't
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Ice Girls Don't
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I still don't even know you
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don't feel that way
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Even the dead will not be safe
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• I don't feel the same way about you
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• And I don't even know their names
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Don't Worry About the Government
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Warning: you will die someday
• someday a real rain will come
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Even if You Don't
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't feel very proud
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• I don't feel physical pain
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• I don't feel gay
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't Worry
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• what is this i don't even
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• You will look absurd and you will feel inert
• Oh, oh, oh to touch and feel virgin girls vaginas and hymens
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Someday, I will be strong
• Someday it will amount to a letter.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Roy Batty
• Julie Batty
• Roy Batty (user)
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't order meat well-done
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care

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