Findings:

• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Using a command line
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• Never Learn Not To Love
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• I never learned to dance
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• dumb quotes
• dumb terminal
• dumbed down
• Our Dumb Century
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• going dumb
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• The Dumb Soldier
• Dumb Science experiments
• Dumb American Stories
• dumb type
• Dumb telephone superstition
• Deaf and dumb
• Big Dumb Rocket
• dumb motherfucker
• Scooby Dum
• This is dumb
• Solaris 8 is broken by default
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Dumb Woman's Lane
• Dumb and Dumber
• Polish political parties
• Dumb end
• dumb as an ox
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• no your dumb (user)
• smart film vs. dumb film
• Dumb Donald
• dumb ass (user)
• Big Dumb Object
• dumb shite (user)
• dumb whore (user)
• i laf at ur dumb lif (user)
• What a dumb little martian
• Smoke Dumb
• Dumb Ways to Die
• Made Dumb
• Dumb cake
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• learn
• Learn how to fly
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• Learned
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Is language innate or learned?
• Things we learn from movies
• learn to live
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• A thing I learned
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Learn how to punctuate.
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• learned optimism
• learned helplessness
• Learn to catch
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Lessons learned
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Things I've learned from Everything
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• We have learned our lessons well
• How to learn French swear words
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 1
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 2
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 3
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 4
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 5
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 6
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 7
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 8
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 9
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 10
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 11
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 12
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 13
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 14
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 15
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 16
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 17
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 18
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 19
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 20
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 21
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 22
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 23
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 24
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion
• Things I learned from TVO
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
• What I learned in Boy Scouts
• Thou shalt learn how to spell
• Learn the lesson of your own pain
• Reasons that the English language is hard to learn
• Is it possible to learn things on everything?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• Lessons learned the hard way
• The right way to learn
• I want to learn to talk
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• You Must Learn
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• Yesterday I learned how to kiss
• If you want to enter Miss World, learn to speak English
• Learn C, you hippies
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• Where did you learn ebonics?
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• What I learned while attaching my phone to the wall
• Reasons to learn first aid
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Curious George Learns the Alphabet
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• A learned man came to me once
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• Everything I learned from "Survivor"
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What I learned from fingertips under the table
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Learn how to drive, dammit!
• The two essential phrases to learn in other languages
• Why we learn from the Gods
• Everything I Know I Learned on Acid
• Node what you learn
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Who Learns My Lesson Complete?
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• We reserve the right to learn from experience
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• How to learn Japanese
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• 3 effective, easy to learn strikes
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• Learning to play the drums
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• Learn how to swear in different languages

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