Findings:
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He called me Sarah once
- He taught me how to smoke
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- She told me she wouldn't
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Live the greatest story ever told
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
- New York City: What my sister told me
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- He loves me, he loves me not
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- He brings me books like flowers
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- The day he gave me a lift
- he calls me monster
- she, he, and me
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I won't ever understand me
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- boss i wish you had told me
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- If you told me this never happened
- New York City: What my Mother Told Me
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Things you told me when we were in love
- Chicago: What my Teacher told me
- New York City: What Jo told me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He Hate Me
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- he calls me girly (user)
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- He that is not with me is against me.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- he that is not with me is against me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Jesus He Knows Me
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- The stone that told me
- What the dust told me
- Tell him, she told me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- They grow up. No one told me.
- She told me to say that
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
- New York City: What my Father told me
- Snickers told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- New York City: What Martin told me
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
- Lies my physicists told me
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- The Shortest Story Ever Told
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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