Findings:

• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Why is it wrong to exhume a body, but not a soul?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I love you but I have to let you go
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Beautiful, but wrong
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• A reason to drink
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• anyway
• Anyways
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
• randir
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• Helping people cheat
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• anyway (user)
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Who am us, anyway?
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• silent but deadly
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!

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