Findings:

• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• I wish you would talk to me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• That would be me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Excuse me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• eat me 2000 (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Eat me beat me lady
• Eat Me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• You mean the me that you would be
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Roger and Me
• Drink Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• You're not the boss of me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Me and a Gun
• Big Me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Peel me a grape
• Someone please kill me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• I and me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Do you know me?
• What, me worry?
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• why me?
• Taste me, taste me
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Not me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Below me
• Pardon me
• talk to me not the computer
• I vs. me
• away from me
• Society made me what I am
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Please help me!
• Gag me with a spoon
• Better him than me
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• Come to Me
• You Really Got Me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Please Please Me
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Give me a break!
• Rape Me
• Me too
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Are you hitting on me?
• they're all the same except for me
• Let Me Entertain You
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• England Made Me
• Drug Me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Just call me fluffy
• Mes-
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Speak To Me

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