Findings:
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Sexist jokes
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- How to make your own bookcases
- Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- How to make lip balm
- mud pie
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Frog cum
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- how to make a roasting bag
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to make an Omelette
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- How to make ASCII characters in HTML
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Chinese lantern
- How To Be Funny
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- How to make a black hole
- How to make money from the internet
- How to make printed circuit boards
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How To Make Your Nose Bleed
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- How much money do you make?
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- How to make a left turn in LA
- Salary of the President of the United States
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- RCA cables
- Three minute noodles in just five minutes
- Wiener Schnitzel
- Here is how to make flame sing
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- Giving a cat oral medication
- How to make roses open up
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- Shutting the water off for real
- The perfect toasted cheese sandwich
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- Archived E2 FAQ: How to Make an Episode Guide (document)
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- How to make a shocking book
- How to make your windscreen washers rotate
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Paneer
- How M&M's are really made
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- How to make a fake fire
- Making conversation
- Making cheese
- How to make a layered shot
- Making a decent bomb threat
- How to make a Ghillie Suit
- girls, it's really not funny
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- How do you make God laugh?
- Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
- Making your own nuclear car bomb
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- Smoke ring cannon
- Apfelstrudel
- how to make a magnet
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- How many beans make five?
- how to make a galaxy
- EBR II
- Making the heartless girl cry
- How to make a sparkle in Photoshop
- How to make a maze
- How to make a crossword puzzle
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to make a woman ejaculate
- How to make a quick five dollars
- How to make a duct tape wallet
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to make a desk
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich: A teaching exercise
- How to make breasts give milk
- How to make sports games more fun
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Image Processing: how to make a RAW image
- How to make mead
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- Why are all senses but vision abstract?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Not really by the rules, but...
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- How to make brown
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to make a mess
- funny how cliches stay true
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- How to make whine
- shortcrust pastry
- Vindaloo Paste
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- How to make love to a virgin
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- Gari
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Alfredo sauce
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to make chipped text in Photoshop
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- Campfire
- How to make your own toothpaste
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How to make a decent cup of tea
- How to make a halo of fire in Photoshop
- How to make your monitor usable
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- Homemade household cleaning agents
- How to make Anti-Nielsen Page
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Making a desktop theme
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Papermaking
- How to make padded swords
- How to make a Lightsaber
- Making logo screens
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- Sylvie and Bruno: How to Make a Phlizz
- But what are they really thinking?
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
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