Findings:

• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• Can we all just get along?
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• The Get Along Gang
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Can't we all just get along?
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• to get along
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Life gets in the way of words
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• How to get along with Texans
• Love letters to those along the way
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• The Incredibly True Story of Two Girls In Love
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Somewhere along the way we forgot insulation. It's a cold cold house.
• seven, plus or minus two
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The friends we made along the way
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• My new way to get there
• Ways to get random numbers
• The easiest way to get a job
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Shit or get off the pot
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The Goose Girl At The Well: Part Two
• Jerry meets two sorority girls
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• One lump or two?
• are you helping? or are you in the way?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• two girls and a guy
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get In Shape Girl
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• How to get a girl's attention
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Get Rid of Slimy girlS (usergroup)
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• How to not get the girl
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Two Guys and a Girl
• Two Nice Girls
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• two hot blonde girls
• The Girl with Two Breasts
• Girl gangstas
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls Making a Zine
• Our way or the highway
• Two girls; one car
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• The way that light attaches to a girl
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Cooking for One
• or the way oranges arrange themselves in a box
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• any way, shape or form
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The two ways everything is justified
• The beautiful way that two people fit together
• thinking for two and the baby on the way
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Along
• Merrily We Roll Along
• Walkin' along
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• drops of jupiter along highway 69
• I knew it all along...
• Along Comes Mary
• Frontier Days Along the Upper Missouri
• Just as well I came along
• Along the field as we came by
• hymns of detonated twilights along toxic shores (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Along the Red Ledge
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• Somewhere Along the Highway
• bob, bob, bobbing along
• Float Along - Fill Your Lungs
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• Walking along the street where I grew up
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• and if you sing, i'll sing along
• Abigail follows along
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• and not in a good way
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• Get the hell out of Dodge

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