Findings:

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How could you ever have enough?
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Have brain, will travel
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Many have died; you also will die.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Stoned music memories
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Have You Ever Walked?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Will I ever know?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Have you ever thought
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• the greatest ever tv series
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Something that may have changed my life...
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• You, standing
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• I may or may not have been naked
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• The greatest paper ever written
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• dirty little nodes that other people might not ever see
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Goethe and the Invention of Shakespeare as All-Time Greatest English Playwright; or, The Playwright's Burden
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• The greatest drill command ever
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Questions we will never have answers to
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• I have become furniture in your life
• It must have rained or something
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• She Will Have Her Way
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been

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