Findings:
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- People confuse me
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- Country music videos confuse me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Fuck me till I fart
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- leave it to me to live out a lie
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- Fuck me harder
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- Get the fuck out of my office
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Fuck me
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- fuck around and find out
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- fuck you pay me
- Fuck me boots
- Smile at guys, for me
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- fuck me and marry me young
- She Fucks Me
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- stir me out of my dream
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Dazed and Confused
- For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- a confused reverence
- confused (user)
- uncertain, confused
- Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
- signed, confused in Wisconsin
- Do not confuse suffering with authenticity
- legions of confused? (user)
- Commonly confused Irish words
- confused deputy
- Romantics often confuse action with intent
- The muse is confused.... (e2poll)
- A Confused Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Disparaging but Alludes
- A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
- She always confused her greys with white.
- Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- sick fuck
- flying fuck
- Fuck like crazed weasels
- Fuck off
- Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
- Fuck tha Police
- skull fuck
- Fuck it
- The Big Space Fuck
- I fuck your sunshine
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- fuck all
- Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
- Fuck art, let's dance
- Fuck what other people think
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Fuck as a mid-word addition
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- Go fuck yourself
- fucks with
- Born to fuck
- FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
- fuck up
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- gender fuck
- cluster fuck
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
- puck fuck
- Fuck Snuggles
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
- designated fuck
- You Fucked Up!
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
- Flip & Fuck
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Fuck the RIAA
- Fuck popularity
- Fuck you money
- Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
- I fell in love with her first
- The "Fuck you, clown!" story
- fuck that
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- Did You Fuck Her?
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
- Fuck You Hoe
- Fuck Your Buddy
- I am the god of fuck!
- Ken Lay
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- Fuck It (user)
- Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
- Fuck it or kill it
- Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans
- Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio
- Fucked by the woman of your dreams
- Fuck the Pain Away
- fuck you (user)
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Fuck (user)
- fuck you it's friday night (document)
- Morrison's Lament
- Finally fucked
- For fuck's sake
- Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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