Findings:

• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• I'll get there when I get there
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• In Heaven there is No Beer
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• There is already a perfectly good word for this
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
• That's what they're there for
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• If there is a heaven, she is there.
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Things men want when they're drunk
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Everyone Has Wings In Heaven
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• And there find God in everyone
• the already dead
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• Enough with the high heels already
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• writing songs that already exist
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• already in love
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• Thanksgiving, suicide, and the breakdown of an already dysfunctional family
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• The United States is already at war with Iraq
• So young and already God is fading
• Am I already that gone
• already (user)
• If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
• already exists (user)
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• she had already found her party
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• always already
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Taxed Enough Already
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• somebody has already done it
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• indifference already
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Already Dead: A California Gothic
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Am I already that gone?
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• An Already Established Hope
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• you already have what it takes
• and we're already on our way
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• everyone
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• Everyone goes to Vegas in the 90's
• Things everyone should know about cars
• everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
• Everyone falls the first time
• Everyone has an accent
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• Time washes everyone clean
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• Jesus versus everyone
• Everyone acts from the best intentions
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Suicide is not for everyone.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Everyone is right
• Everyone says you're wonderful. Is it true?
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Not everyone wants to hold a Barbie Doll
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Dischord Recording Artists
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• everyone needs an angry love story
• It's a secret to everyone
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Porn for Everyone
• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• Kill Everyone Project
• Illinois cities that everyone else pronounces incorrectly
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• Everyone on this site is a bot. Everyone except you, and nate.
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b

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