Findings:

• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Much like what music wants to be
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't want to be successful
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I want to be caught
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• So you want to be evil
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• So you want to be a star?
• So you want to be a waitress
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• I never thought it would be like this
• I just want to be a drummer
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I want to be sexy too!
• I know what it's like to be dead
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Look siad me Be like me
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Don't Be Evil
• Information wants to be paid
• I wanted to be
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• What it's like to be in love
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• What it's like to be skinny
• Information wants to be deleted
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Just to see what it would be like
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Mind without body
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• I want to be the air around you.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• I Want to Be Inside You
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• don't be absurd (user)
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• i want to be a dj
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• What the American people want politics to be
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Want to be a werewolf
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• So you want to be a DJ?
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I want to be a cog
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be different, just like everyone else
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Be a model or just look like one
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• I want to be a muse
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• All I ever wanted to be
• Want to be a lawyer?
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Don't be an IM phantom
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• I am blind when I want to be
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Hot pursuit
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!

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