Findings:
- Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Sex in a small car
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- How to be an asshole
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be a geek
- How to be a lardass
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- How to have lesbian sex
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be an improv musician
- Goops and How to be Them
- Be cool in college
- How To Be Good
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a troll
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to be a street musician
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How Should A Person Be?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
- How it's Going to Be
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to Sell Sex Stories
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully
- How to remove roommates from showers
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How to improve your chances of having sex
- How to attract the opposite sex
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How to be invisible
- Running toward the edge
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be a backstabber
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- how to be a friend
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- If it isn't true, it ought to be!
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
- How to be a terrible customer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- How to be anonymous
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- How to Be Alone
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How To Be Funny
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be a badass
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- There ought to be limits to freedom
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a good customer
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to be a Better Person
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The World (as it ought to be)
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How Not to be Wrong
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to dry off after taking a shower
- Sex with a chicken
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- How to be a more productive writer
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- Too good to be true
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- meteor shower massage
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
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