Findings:
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- When you want me and how you want me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- My first comet
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- So How Come
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- You, standing
- Beyond Belief: How to Answer the Evangelists
- Beyond Belief: How to answer the Evangelists. Part 2
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How To Get Over A x
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- So Sue Me
- Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Oh, so that's how it is
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How Eulenspiegel made the chickens fight over bait
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How the Queens held angry converse together at the Bathing
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- He taught me how to smoke
- How Alvin Greene Received Over a Quarter of the Vote
- How Do You Want Me?
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- This is how you're saved
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- C++: how the parser and the lexer fight over templates
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Taking over the world using cows
- How television car chases influenced me
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Collision avoidance technique
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How to paste one person's face over another
- Boiling an egg over an open fire
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to herd people in public
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Lost in Boston?
- An American in Tours
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
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- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
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