Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How was the Bible canonized?
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- How the West Was Won
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- Oh, so that's how it is
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- How the Earth was destroyed
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- the country was so nice we bombed it twice
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
- How America was mapped
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- The night was alive, and so was I
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Oh dear, how sad, never mind
- With how sad steps, O Moon, thou climb'st the skies!
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to give yourself a manicure
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Running a BBS
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- Charles Bridgeman
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- How to pierce yourself
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- So How Come
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- So funny you will piss yourself laughing
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- That's Just How He Was
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
- I was doing so well.
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- How was Trump at Munich?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- So how did you two meet?
- O Chatterton! how very sad thy fate
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How to videotape yourself playing a videogame
- How to smoke yourself retarded
- How to set yourself on fire
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How strong is the spirit of the sad kangaroo?
- man when you are telling me how it was
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- In my own shire, if I was sad
- How the West Was Lost
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- It was free, so I took it.
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- so fragile and cold, i was
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- Disappointed by Capitalism
- I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
- The introverted thinker disappoints
- Disappointed Woman Sitting In Bed Stock Photo
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- How to use an apostrophe
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How much does Milliways really cost?
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