Findings:

• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• No place I'd rather be
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• lost, or trying to be
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• It will never be just you
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Automobile tire pressure
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I just want to be friends
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I just want to be a drummer
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Just to see what it would be like
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• rather be in Philadelphia
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Don't be an IM phantom
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Let's just be friends
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Trying to be friends
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• Just be home in time for supper
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• you just might be evil
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Just Be
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• trying to be a feminist
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Be a model or just look like one
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• we can all just be around other people
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• All we need is just to be
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Trying desperately to be cool
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical

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