Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "i already have a crush on half of e2's female membership solely for the fact that they write"

• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Gifts we already have
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• People want what they cannot have
• The terrorists have already won
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• They asked me to write a letter
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• When I have female children
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• How to write realistic female characters
• They have taken enough
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• You stole what they would have given you
• They didn't have the heart
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They Hunger For Nodes (document)
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• you already have what it takes
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• They Hunger For Nodes: An e2 Halloween Scary Story Quest
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• E2 Nutrition Facts (document)
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They Have a Word for It
• You, standing
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They must have faces
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• They could have saved Kevin
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They have no bones.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• He's been places they have not.
• They have bears in Italy
• A Discordian is Entitled to Believing what they write
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a crush on a girl in France
• I used to have a crush on you
• the already dead
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• writing songs that already exist
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• already in love
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• So young and already God is fading
• Am I already that gone
• already (user)
• If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
• already exists (user)
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• she had already found her party
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• always already
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• somebody has already done it
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• indifference already
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Already Dead: A California Gothic
• Am I already that gone?
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• An Already Established Hope
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• and we're already on our way
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Nonsexual crush
• crush
• Crushed
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Bag of Crushed Child
• write right wright rite
• celebrity crush
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• The perfect crush
• you, radiating out among the crush of people
• Confessions over crushed glass punch
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Crushed Underground
• The crush of responsibility
• Packt like sardines in a crush tin box
• BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! BACON!
• Camel Crush
• Bag of Crushed Child II: Child, Crushed and Bagged

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