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• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm going to be a Dad
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• nocode's going away party
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Mashed potatoes aux deux couleurs
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm Going Crazy
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• Mashed Potatoes (user)
• Mashed potatoes and cottage cheese
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• everything is going to be alright
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm Going Home
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• mashed potatoes
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• It's going to be fine
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• How it's Going to Be
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• This was not my going away party
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to the moon
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm not a dick.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Mashed potatoes with garlic and cheese
• Olive Oil Mashed Potatoes
• Wasabi mashed potatoes
• garlic mashed potatoes
• Parsnip Mashed Potatoes
• We gonna party like it's 1999 (e2poll)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System

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