Findings:

• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• I could have been one of a two
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I have one whole anus
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Words that only have one context
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Have One On Me
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Even from the East German judge!
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• even number
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• you can't break even
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• even atheists pray for some things
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• what is this i don't even
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• even my socks
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• And I don't even know their names
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Even the trees here are scrappy
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• Round half to even

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