Findings:

• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Every door in my house just leads to another room
• Would you just look at this thing
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Just to see what it would be like
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• I would open a door for you
• What if heaven is just another door?
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• The Answer
• He said, expecting the answer no
• The Last Answer
• answer song
• more answer songs
• Is that your final answer?
• Mirrors hold no answers
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• Answer: Burning two ropes
• answer: light switches
• answer: twelve coins
• answer: N bags of coins
• answer: a ship at anchor
• answer: house number problems
• answer: glasses of water
• Answer: The oldest chestnut
• answer: houses and utilities
• answer: four bugs
• answer: trailing zeroes
• answer: truel
• answer: rotating table
• Answer: 50 miles south, west, north
• Answer: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• answer: cheating bellhop
• answer: hole in sphere
• answer: crossing a bridge
• answer: wolf, goat, and cabbage
• answer: missionaries and cannibals
• answer: Lisa's dog
• answer: handshakes
• answer: true/false boxes
• Answer: friends
• answer: language equations
• answer: clock hands
• answer: convoluted states I
• answer: millennium
• answer: convoluted states II
• answer: opening and closing lockers
• Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
• answer: five man, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
• Answer: horseman and 40 mile army
• answer: connect 3x3 points with 4 lines
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
• answer: who paid for the beers?
• answer: dropping glasses
• answer: where did the other square go?
• answer: foreign restaurant
• answer: water and wine
• answer: measuring four liters
• answer: 15 wires
• How to answer a telephone
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
• Christ is the Answer
• Answer: (x-a)(x-b)...(x-z)
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• more language equations - answers
• simple answers make me insane
• Beyond Belief: How to Answer the Evangelists
• Beyond Belief: How to answer the Evangelists. Part 2
• Earth's Answer
• Catholic Answers
• There is no right answer
• A long talk on the beach that answered nothing
• Interview answers for OOP programmers
• Answer to a Child's Question
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Answer to a Difficult Riddle
• Answer to Planet X Fingers
• Acid is not the answer
• Self-improvement is masturbation, self-destruction is the answer
• Questions and answers
• Answer: Five Hats
• Summer never answers when you call
• How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• A Tangled Tale : Knot One : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Two : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Three : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Four : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Five : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Six : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Seven : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Eight : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Nine : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Ten : Answer
• answer: two riverboats
• Question to the Ultimate Answer
• Answer to the forest of sideways logic
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• Betting puzzle answer
• Blistex Herbal Answer
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Seek not now the answers
• Answer: infinity balls in a bin
• Obligatory Nonsensical Answer
• Answer: blue-eyed suicide
• What question is its own answer?
• answer: four chess knights
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• Easy Answers
• An Answer to The Jews
• Einstein riddle
• The 7-Eleven problem
• answer: move 2 matches to flip the glass
• You mean the me that you would be
• The Tiger Problem - Answer
• Answers to Course Evaluations Questions
• Answers for Adventurers
• we make lights to answer the stars
• Ellipse: Answer
• Answer to Who's telling the truth
• war is not the answer
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• Trees are the answer
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• answer set programming
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• In answer to your inquiry
• Google Answers
• The snow answers come in dreams
• Answer in the form of a question
• There is no answer; there is no question
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• Avoiding the stairway syndrome
• Maybe is a pussy answer
• Answers In Genesis
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• I will not dignify that question with an answer
• Candlelight is the answer to every question
• won’t take no for an answer
• Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
• The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.
• The Confutation of Tyndale's Answer
• Yahoo! Answers
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• answer (user)
• Answer the question, then question the answer
• Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
• The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• all of these answers need questioning
• The shorter and more accurate answer is "No."
• the answer is love
• The Right to an Answer
• finding no answer, she stepped closer
• answers to riddle of blue eyes
• don't techno for an answer
• Poetry is not a riddle with a single answer
• There is no 'correct' right answer
• There is always a 'correct' right answer
• A burning answer
• Answer In Time
• A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
• The answer is obviously, you don't.
• Answers in Pandeism -- looking back to Christian Deism
• Answers in Pandeism: 'Converting' to Pandeism
• Answers in Pandeism: does Pandeism amount to self-worship?
• I think about my answer
• Art as an answer to mass-mindedness

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