Findings:

• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Stoned music memories
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• What happens when we die?
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• the other side of randomness is, occasional miracles happen
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• When I have female children
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• when all the white horses have broken free
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• When life changes forever
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• I have become furniture in your life
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• When life gives you lemons
• Your life's master plan
• When life gives you shit
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• That is a thing that might have happened
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• This is When it Happens
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• When living we have need of Death
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• based on events that may have happened
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• worse things have happened to better people

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