Findings:

• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• any way, shape or form
• Now or Never
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• I was never any good at maths at school
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
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• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• beneath a stone or behind a woman
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• stay strong. pour yourself into the world.
• mirror staring into eyes
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• beneath a woman or behind a stone
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• paint yourself into a corner
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Swimming pool injury
• The man behind the mask is looking for the book with the pages torn out
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
• a mirror into the past
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• You can never get away from yourself
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Video, or it never happened.
• strap yourself into the cornbread transformation matrix
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Best viewed with any browser
• any
• by any means necessary
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Any wise and wintry thing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• justify any of this (user)
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• because I have given up any care
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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