Findings:

• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• bumper sticker
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Male-Bashing Bumper Stickers
• Funny bumper stickers
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• An Open Letter to the Guy with 32 Bumper Stickers
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• if you have had your midnights
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I have to return some videotapes
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• I have seen the elephant
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Questions I have had today
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• You've never had it so good
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• We have had enough of your beige
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• But I have seen the sun just once
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I do have some things to hide
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• just to have some human contact
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Had I not seen the Sun
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• bumper pool
• bumper crop
• Eleanor Bumpers
• Army Vehicle bumper numbers
• Mushroom Bumper
• Macadam Bumper
• bumper to bumper
• rear bumper
• boomer bumper (user)
• A bumper car all alone
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The death of a man I had never known
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• i had a dream about the future
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I Had Always Known
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• boss i wish you had told me
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• If I Had the World to Give
• These are the memories I never had
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• They Had No Poet
• The Spirit had other plans
• I almost had to wait
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• My mistress had a little dog
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• If I Had a Hammer
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You Had It Coming
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I had been hungry all the years
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl

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