Findings:

• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Chalant should be a word!
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• This node should be filled with renga!
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• It should not be this complicated
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• It will be good when I am leader
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Should I be happy?
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• I should be able to remember your face
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• I should be running in the sunshine
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• why you should never be a referee
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• When shall I be free?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• titles should be approached laterally
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• stupidity should be painful
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Laundry should be free
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• This node should be filled with waka!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• Why you should not be mean
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Farmers' Market
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• What I want to be when I grow up
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Automobile tire pressure
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Should high school be mandatory?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Food should not be luminous
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• What is and what should never be
• AI should be our top priority.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• I am blind when I want to be
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Things every child should be taught
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You Should Be Sober
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• This node should be filled with bees!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Why should we be moral?
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Should I be sorry?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• How Should A Person Be?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Funerals should be a celebration

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