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• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• Do you like me?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• unfinished (like me)
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Experience has made me bitter
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• boss i wish you had told me
• treat me like a woman
• You like me, you really like me!
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I've Gotta Be Me
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Women only like me for my mind
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Neatest trip I've had
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• You had me at hello
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• They had been expecting me
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I've got the music in me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• A Doll Like Me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Look siad me Be like me
• I like you; do you like me?
• Jobs I've Had
• Dead Like Me
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Bleed Like Me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• so i heard you like mudkips
• like you love me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Creeps Like Me
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• I've had you here before
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Experience tells me not to try
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Never Had It So Good
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• You've never had it so good
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• I've Never Been to Me
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• i've worked very hard to become so
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• My Company Likes Me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Walk Like Me
• Black Like Me
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• You're like a brother to me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• He brings me books like flowers
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Republican Like Me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• What it's like to be in love
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Loves me like a bottle
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!

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