Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "ok, only 410.99 miles, but a million is just the exaggeration this story needs to sound pitifully fun"

• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• dead center and a million miles away
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Just suppose
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Does a story need a conflict?
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• but what's the moral of the story?
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• I just need a hug, is all
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• You mean, it's just sounds?
• 20 Million Miles to Earth
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• everyone needs an angry love story
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• but these are only ripples
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• War is only fun on screen
• Just for Fun
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• We've Only Just Begun
• Once and only once is not just for code
• All we need is just to be
• Just as well I came along
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Just So Stories
• weird flex but ok
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• people who need people are just people who need people
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• the sound of a million snowflakes striking a million tongues
• 100 miles, 100 years and millions of lost souls
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• because I am only half of what you need
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!

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