Findings:

• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm just guessing
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• A Brief (or maybe not) Argument for Dictatorship (or maybe not...)
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Be a model or just look like one
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm just here for the candy
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I'm just a bill
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I'm just sayin'.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm always just one bad day away from committing suicide
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• What is a sealed indictment? Or, the case of the missing third Duke lacrosse player.
• Treat... or a trick?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• starving oneself or binging
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• The truth, or something like it
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Home
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• The Binding of Isaac, or: Fun with Biblical Exegesis
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Rose (user)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Just Say No to Dubs
• We're all doing just fine
• just a night
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• I just want my secret agent lover man
• Child support is more than just money
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• I just shook Bill Clinton's hand
• Just another 400m dash
• I never seek shelter, just wait for the storm
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Normal is just a setting on a washing machine
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Just War
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• Just Gellen (user)
• From stars just out of reach
• Why Not Just
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• To be or not to be
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• seven, plus or minus two
• Without fear of wind or vertigo
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• The shifting bohemian district of Portland, Oregon
• Publish or Perish
• Liberty or Death
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Actively or Passively?
• Im Elvis (user)
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat

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