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• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't Pass Me By
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Please don't bring your kids
• Don't stand so close to me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• don't blame me for your anger
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't call me Asian
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• please don't go
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Something to remember me by
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• Don't call me white
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• A circle is defined by three points
• Personality is defined by other people
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't Tell Me
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't give up your day job
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I don't need to be loved by you
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Give Me Names
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Don't call me Debbie
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Don't Make Me Think
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• the way you don't look at me
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Don't @ me
• Please Don't Destroy
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• don't judge a book by its movie
• The Classical Anthology defined by Confucius
• Don't judge a band by the single
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• mark me by seconds
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• customers don't trust me
• Please don't feed the troll
• Don't tread on me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't quote me on that
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't wait up for me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Stand by Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Dont come near me (user)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't tell me about her
• Please don't send your resume
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't send me roses
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender

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