Findings:

• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When You're Evil
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I'll explain it when you're older
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• Sing when you're winning
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• You're never around when I need you
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• You know you're a geek when...
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You know you're in the SCA when
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're home alone
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Swing when you're winning
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're alone
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Only when you're older
• You're pretty when you cry
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Israeli bandage
• Crepe bandage (node_forward)
• hairy
• Hairy armpits on women are attractive
• hairy palms
• Hairy ball theorem
• Hairy Ball
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Hairy Lemon
• Hairy Chin (user)
• Hairy Mary's
• Hairy (user)
• Ballad of the Hairy Man
• Wilfred the Hairy
• All Lights Fucked On The Hairy Amp Drooling
• pulling the goalie
• (Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth
• Pulling of the goalie
• pulling a quarter out of the ear
• Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation!
• Pulling Teeth
• pulling diamonds
• Pulling on Josephine
• pulling the chute
• Not pulling a Graduate
• pulling an SGI
• wire-pulling lubricant
• pulling forward
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• Pulling Report
• pulling and casting
• a kind of pulling away
• Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
• Pulling a Jones
• I look better when I am wet
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• When I Die
• When having sex in Poland
• When having sex in Germany
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When having sex in Binary
• When silence reads tension
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• when your snoring began
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When Harry Met Sally
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When The Pawn...
• When's your birthday?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When The Tigers Broke Free
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• What happens when we die?
• Strangers when we meet
• When I was your age
• When The Levee Breaks
• When I have female children
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• It only hurts when I breathe
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• When you wake up feeling old
• When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• when we were children
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• What I left when I left you
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When I Touch You
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Things men want when they're drunk
• When Trumpets Fade
• When life gives you lemons
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• When you work at a supermarket
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid

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