Findings:

• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• She Will Have Her Way
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• all she ever wanted
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Type A blood
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Have you ever thought
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• The most beautiful computer ever
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Have One On Me
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• How could you ever have enough?
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• My most disturbing dream ever
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• dirty little nodes that other people might not ever see
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• People have fucked up before
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Words that only have one context
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• worse things have happened to better people
• I could have been one of a two
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Know your pets
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Animals people have sex with
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have one whole anus
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• People want what they cannot have
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• How to "Have People"
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Using a command line
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Dead people I have known
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been

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