Findings:
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If you would be so kind
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Things never were what they used to be
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- They knew what our pain would be.
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- They Might Be Giants
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- What it's like to be in love
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- so be it
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- eternity would be boring
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- I never thought it would be like this
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- So mote it be
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- it would be hilarious if only
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- So you want to be a composer
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- So you want to be evil
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- There are times when they seem to be right
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- You could be so delicious
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- So you want to be a telephone engineer
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- what would it take to be serene again?
- play dumb
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- Speed limits were made to be broken
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- So you want to be a waitress
- Automobile tire pressure
- So you want to be a DJ?
- That I Would Be Good
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Just to see what it would be like
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- So you want to be a star?
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- A whimper would be fine
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- Mind without body
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
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