Findings:

• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You Do Something To Me
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Trouble Will Find Me
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Someone please kill me
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• fuck you pay me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• If No One Will Love Me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Do you like me?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Do you know me?
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Do What You Will
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• Do you think it's me?
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• My New York will die with me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• nobody will let me start a country
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Do what you will. I will
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• The Devil made me do it
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• What Do I Do With Me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The full moon made me do it
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Card counter
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• What you do to me
• I will do science to it
• How Do You Want Me?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• will do (user)
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Why Do You Love Me?
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• what desire will make foolish people do
• The Internet made me do it
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Me and Will
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• You will not remember me at all
• ender will save me (user)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• feline allergies
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.

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