Findings:

• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Fuck me harder
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Don't stand so close to me
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Books made me a person
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• Hit me up
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• You were always so good to me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• me so cute (user)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Experience has made me bitter
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Don't wait up for me
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The Devil made me do it
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• You Fucked Up!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• made up of wires
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• video games never made me violent
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• This node was made for you and me
• Fucked up Facts from History
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Fuck me boots
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• People have fucked up before
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• so save me (user)
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• So help me God
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• So, what's the problem with me?
• So much it scares me
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• She Fucks Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Bitch set me up!
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• feline allergies
• Fuck me till I fart
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• Society made me what I am
• England Made Me
• Ken Lay
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• I was a homeless bum
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• My wife made me sexy!
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• 80s music made me gay
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Shut The Fuck Up
• I have made up a name for my disease
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The Internet made me do it
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
• Fucked Up
• The full moon made me do it
• So Sue Me
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Me So Horny
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• let me grow up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Fucked up ways to die
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• fuck you pay me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• fuck me and marry me young
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It

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