Findings:

• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• but you wanna be bad
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• That would be me
• You are nice... be careful with that
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• eternity would be boring
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• I never thought it would be like this
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• That I Would Be Good
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Life without music would be a mistake
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• That Would Be Enough
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• They knew what our pain would be.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Mind without body
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• A whimper would be fine
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Paid to be nice
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Hot pursuit
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If you would be seated
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• The Ten Commandments revised
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The best kind of bartender
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If you would be so kind
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Just to see what it would be like
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Work hard and be nice
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Note to self: be nice
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Be Nice
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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