Findings:

• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• The bravest man I've ever known
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Stand by Your Man
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• i played the last game of chess a man ever played
• Best way to a man's heart
• tales told by unlit roads
• Man's best friend
• The best teacher I ever had
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The best thing ever
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• Lies my physicists told me
• The Best Man
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Old man who lived by the crick
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• sometimes a lie is the best thing
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Don't lie. Ever.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• The best line I ever used
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Parking warning
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• the best Christmas present ever
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
• I got hit by the pizza man
• The lost man by the wayside
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Best Week Ever
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• The best comeback ever
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Live the greatest story ever told
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Best Man's Speech At Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• never know who told it best
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• Best Death Ever
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• the best damned story ever written
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• A Man Needs To be Told
• The Shortest Story Ever Told
• Best smoke I've ever had
• best man's speech
• best man
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• best users (usergroup)
• Best Buy
• best
• Best Of, Volume 1
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• Best of the Best
• on my best days
• The best sky
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• best interest
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Best Light
• What Germans do best
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The best thing since sliced bread
• How to find your new best friend
• My best friend, Josh
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• The best interview advice I received
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• best friends
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• Some of my best friends are...
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The best places to get your books
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The Next Best Thing
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• Eggland's Best
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• My best dead friend
• Imports are never the best
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• How do we find the very best clock?
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Brainy people make the best friends
• The last (and best) day of high school
• The 70's Are Best Forgotten
• The Best and the Brightest
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
• Best Western
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Moms make the best lunches
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The best women's room in the Boston area
• Hunger is the best spice
• Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
• Best of Breed
• My gay best friend
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• The Best Scones
• The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• The Best Recipe
• Baltimore has the best storms
• Best college admission essays
• Best friends, for awhile
• The Best of James
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• The best conversations take place in bed

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