Findings:

• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They Know Me
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• They asked me to write a letter
• They grow up. No one told me.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• There are a million girls like me out there
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• And They Believed Me!
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• I know they are watching me
• They had been expecting me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• They love me in San Francisco
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• They call me Engineer-khan
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Eat me beat me lady
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• stir me out of my dream
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• They don't touch me the same way
• They want me for a focus group!
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• They Flee From Me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• They Don't Want Me
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They are telling me it is time to go
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• They inspire me
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• They only come out at night
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• beat
• Beat Generation
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• Beat Happening
• Beat the Clock
• Dead beat
• Beat juggling
• beat em up
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• breakbeat science
• Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
• Beat Matching
• beat layering
• beat frequency
• 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
• The World Famous Beat Junkies
• Beat Crazy
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I listen to the beat of your music
• The Beat of the Music
• Beat It
• Honda Beat
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Manhattan Is My Beat
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• Beat the Geeks
• Direct Beat
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Beats International
• beat poet
• Wicked Beat Sound System
• Hard To Beat
• The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
• Beat around the bush
• lonely beat (user)
• bad beat
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• repetitive beats
• Big Beat Boutique
• blast beat
• We beat a friar's liar
• beat boxing
• Noder Beat
• Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
• And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
• Beat Poetry
• Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Zap me
• Depertment of They

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