Findings:

• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• That I Would Be Good
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• I must die or be better
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• I never thought it would be like this
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• To be rich is glorious
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• We could all be blind
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That would be me
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If I could be someone
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• It Could Always Be Worse
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• How to be a Better Person
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Could Be Anywhere
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Things that could be
• Where would America be without Canada?
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Mind without body
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• A whimper would be fine
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The mountain could be home
• Just to see what it would be like
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• You could be so delicious
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Rebeca Martinez
• The next life will be better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• What can be better than that?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Could man be drunk for ever
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Life without music would be a mistake
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The second chance you give could be your last
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Germany could not be appeased
• She could be a businesswoman
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985

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