Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "this was originally written for my friends, and Adam is one of them, and he's colorblind"

• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• One hour there was sunlight
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• and with that, the final word was written
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• There Was A Friend
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• At least he was gentle
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• One Node to Rule Them All
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• I was into them after they were hip
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• More than he was willing to give
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He Was a Crook
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Since Adam was a boy
• He Was Only Joking
• He was found
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Trompe
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Adam really was the first man
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• He's a good guy friend
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I married him because he was not mean
• He and she are one
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• All he left her was alone
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• some say he was never here at all
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• That's Just How He Was
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• he was a punk poet himself
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I remember, there was one
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• I was one of those girls
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Adam was a rough draft
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• making certain he was touching her
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Bryan Adams
• Adam's apple
• Joey Lauren Adams
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• Adam Shimp (user)
• My love poem to Grizzly Adams
• Adam Cohen
• As Adam Early in the Morning
• The Education of Henry Adams
• Adam Oehlenschläger
• Adam Ant
• Adam Weirauch
• Adam de la Halle
• Robert Adam
• Joey Adams
• Adam Lindsay Gordon

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