Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- If class conflict is inherent to society, then so too is revolution
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- They could have saved Kevin
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- What it's like to have a community
- In which Jocasta keeps dropping out of the eaves
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- What is it like to have a soul?
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Things you give people that they keep
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- until the time_ts wrap around
- You have to keep loving
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 3: In which I deal with a big bird
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- if i keep moving they won't know
- Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Of course, they were wrong
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- A game which involves running around at night with white plastic chairs
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- What it's like to have cancer
- They didn't have the heart
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- He's been places they have not.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- They have bears in Italy
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
- I sold my soul for a gift I scarcely use, which I keep to myself
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- Simple words, simple dreams
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- until someone loves you, i'll keep you safe
- They are building a fence around the sidewalk
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- They must have faces
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- People want what they cannot have
- Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
- That which I should have done I did not do
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I would like to have emotions
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- They have taken enough
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- They have no bones.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
- They Have a Word for It
- I have to catch myself around you
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
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