Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "we didn't find it, but we also didn't get caught. I call that a success"

• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I didn't want to know that
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Don't care didn't care
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Didn't you know?
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• I didn't know what to say
• called also
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Didn't it Rain
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I didn't change anything!
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• as if he didn't exist
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• How to crack root and not get caught
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Live Era '87-'93
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• And They Didn't Die
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• If I didn't write
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• What she didn't say
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• The pictures that I didn't take
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Redundancy in DNA
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Things Didn't go Differently
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• They didn't have the heart
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• didn't
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• I didn't want him
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• I Didn't Know
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I didn't always have this cool job
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them

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