Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "when I say 'orbital', you can read it as 'spherical harmonic', or you can pretend quantum physics doesn't exist"

• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Seven words you can never say on television
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The Japan That Can Say No
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Can I Say
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• I can still pretend
• Can I watch you read?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Dr Pepper imitations
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When water chokes you
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• trick or can
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Piero Manzoni
• If you can say something nice, do
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I bet I can make you say black
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Can You Read My Mind
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Seven words you can say on television
• How fast can blind people read?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• When can it end?
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• can of corn
• garbage can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Prince Albert in a can
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?
• You can work in the pit

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