Findings:
- The demon was just under three feet tall
- When I was five
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When I Was a Boy
- man when you are telling me how it was
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When I was ten years old
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- I remember when all this was trees
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Back when grunge was still cool
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- When I was 9
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- When I was young Time had no wings
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- When our word was iron
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- When touch was simple
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- When I Was Cruel
- When I was young
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I was Fair and Young
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- When she was bad
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Back when our blood was still warm
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- When I Was A Baby
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- November 4, 1995
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Some time when I was a teenager
- When I was your age
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- When I Was a Babe
- I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- when it was done
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- There was a time when I was a better person
- When I Was a Lad
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- What was left after the party
- Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- I wish I was carrying cigarettes
- if music were a woman
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- There was an old lady
- Concrete, Washington
- Lando was supposed to die
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Why Socrates was really executed
- That Was Then, This is Now
- It was more than perfect understanding
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
- Dumb laws
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- I was searching glass
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- I was a homeless bum
- I was promised flying cars
- Jesus was Mexican
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- being a kid was great
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Conrad's dirigible was tipping
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- Leather-bound organizer
- I once was a clueless young noder
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- That Was The Week That Was
- Her name was Natalie
- Jesus was a black man
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- Is And Is Not As It Was
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- Now it was personal
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- wa (user)
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Was I born to play?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- There was a young lady of Riga
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- I was into them after they were hip
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- What was the question?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- I was never any good at maths at school
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- There was a rose that faded young
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
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