Findings:

• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• February wants me dead
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• Smile at guys, for me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• funny fat guy who dies
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• let me know who you are now.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Spider-Man: Wanted: Dead or Alive
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• God Wants You Dead
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• I Want You to Want Me
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Dead links in writeups
• You were always so good to me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Let me dream if I want to
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She only wants me for tech support
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• The dead are with me
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Guys who wear skirts
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Helping people cheat
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Dead Like Me
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I wanted you to want me
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I want you inside me
• I want your hands on me
• You say you want to help me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• You know you want me, baby!
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• How Do You Want Me?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• who me (user)
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Wake me up if you still want me
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Frozen Dead Guy Days
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• frell me dead
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Dead Guy: Resurrection (category)
• those who are dead are not dead
• Dead Guy Mythology: The Dreams
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• Dead Guy Ale
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Dead Guy Mythology Consolidated (category)
• Wanted Dead or Alive
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Women want me when I'm taken
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• May those who are born after me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• They want me for a focus group!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• They Don't Want Me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• She only wants me for sex
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• In the long run, we're all dead

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