Findings:

• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• feline allergies
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Skid row, watch me slide
• Trouble Will Find Me
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• It kills me to watch them go
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• My New York will die with me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• nobody will let me start a country
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• If you watch the sunset everyday, you will live forever
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• You will not remember me at all
• If No One Will Love Me
• Smile at guys, for me
• Me and Will
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• ender will save me (user)
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Bast watched me from the litter box
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• I will trust you my mission while the sun nestled in the mountains on the horizon and yawned; creating a magical sunrise before our untrained eyes
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• While Shepherds Watched
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• bang
• Bang & Olufsen
• Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
• Bang! Who'd I shoot?
• The Big Bang happened here
• monica bang (user)
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Broccoli Gang Bang
• A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
• Molly Bang
• PC Bang
• hash bang slash bin slash bash
• Bangs
• Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
• Bang bus
• Chilly Bang! Bang! Juice
• Bang's Disease
• Shoot! Who'd I bang?
• Cillit Bang
• bit bang
• bangs (user)
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Bang! Howdy
• Bang The Drum Slowly
• The Big Bang Theory
• Not with a bang but a whimper
• Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (user)
• Big Bang Theory
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Big Bang!
• Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Family Guy
• The perfect guy
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• right guy
• tough guy
• The Cable Guy
• Guy Fawkes
• Guy Debord
• The Fall Guy
• two girls and a guy
• Shirt Guy Tom
• Just a guy on a horse
• computer guy lite
• Guy Stevens
• Nice guys finish last
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Arcata Guy (user)
• Guy Dynamic
• You just cut that guy off
• Fall guy
• date movies for guys
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• That guy issue
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The little guy
• Operation Good Guys
• Good-looking guy game
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Guy Incognito (user)

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